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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Answers to this question from various renowned people are as below.

René Descartes: To get to the other side.

Platón: For his own good. In the other side of the road he will find the truth.

Aristoteles: It’s in the ckicken’s nature to corss the roads.

Karl Marx: It was historically unavoidable. It was pushed by the struggle within chicken’s social classes.

Captain Kirk: To get where no chicken has gotten before.

Hipocrates: Has crossed the road because of a pancreatic secression excess.

Martin Luther King Jr.: I had a dream, where all the chickens were free to cross the road without having to justify their acts.

Moses: And god came down and said to the chicken “cross the road”. And the chicken did, and He saw this was good.

Richard Nixon: The ckicken didn’t cross the road, I repeat, THE CHICKEN DIDN’T CROSS THE ROAD!!!

Maquiavelo: The important thing is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why he did? the sole fact that he did it justifies any reason he could have had.

Sigmund Freud: The fact that you care why the chicken crossed the road denotes a strong feeling of sexual insecurity in you.

Fidel Castro: He is an authenthical revolutionary. The road, symbol of imperialistic ostacles, is not enough to stop him from crossing and manifest the eternity of the Revolucion.

Bill Gates: we’ve just launched or new software “officechicken2008” that, besides of crossing roads, can take care of eggs, file important documents and more….

Buddah: Asking yourself such a thing, is complaining about your own chicken nature.

Bill Clinton: I swear under the constitution that i had nothing with that chicken.

Albert Einstein: The fact that the chicken is crossing the road, or the road is moving below the chicken is very relative.

Stalin: The chicken must be eliminated at once. Also, the witnesses of such a scene and 10 random people for not being able to prevent this subversive act.

George W. Bush: The fact that the chicken crossed the road with all impunity despote UN resolutions represents a severe attack to democracy, justice and liberty. This proves, without a doubt, that we should have thown bombs all over that road a while ago. With the objective of protecting the peace in that region, and to prevent that the values we defend could be attacked again by these type of terrorism, the government of the United States of America has decided to send 17 aircraft ships, 46 destroyers, and 154 combat ships, with ground support of 243.000 soldiers and air support of 846 bomber planes, wich mission will be, in name of democracy and freedom, to eliminate every trace of life on chicken farms in 5.000 square miles around, and then make sure, with high-precission missiles, that everything that looks like a chicken farm, can be reduced to ashes, and never challenge our nation again with his arrogance.
We’ve decided too that then, this country will be generously run by our government, who will rebuild chicken farms acording to current normatives of safety, putting in the head a chicken democratically chosen by the USA ambassador. TO finance all this building, we’re just gonna control all the cereal production of the region for the next 30 years, knowing that, local inhabitants will benefit from a preferent tax over a part of the production, in exchange for their absolute cooperation.
In this new country of Justice, Peace and Liberty, we can assure you that there won’t be any more chickens crossing roads, just because there won’t be any roads and the chickens won’t have any legs.

Credit: http://www.nepaliguf.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=18

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Written by prajwalan

July 17, 2008 at 3:48 am